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rust-stakeholder

Generate impressive-looking terminal output to look busy when stakeholders walk by

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INSTALLATION

$ cargo install --git https://github.com/giacomo-b/rust-stakeholder.git
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DESCRIPTION

Rust-stakeholder is a satirical command-line tool that generates meaningless, highly complex-looking terminal output (complete with fake progress bars, cryptic error logs, and pseudo-scientific jargon) designed to make you look like a coding genius when managers or stakeholders walk by.
Written in Rust, it features configurable technical domains, simulated network requests, and artificial crisis modes to maximize workplace performance review theatrics.

DETAILS

Repository
giacomo-b/rust-stakeholder (2025-03-17)
Author
giacomo-b
License
MIT
Category
Games & Fun
Language
Rust
Platforms
Linux, macOS, Windows
Repo Age
1 year old

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